For all of those who wish to find the light, humble thyselves before the creator.

The Loyal Churche of Gaben shall reign for an enternity in the light of the hallowed Steam Sale. And by that light, all who follow the scripture of Gaben, The Gible, shall be christened with reflexes and spray control that has never before blessed this ground. We shall all be humbled to find ourselves below Gaben on the scoreboard for he is our sacred humanity, the vision of the future and a reminder of the past.


In our drive to better ourselves, in practice and in ideals, we look for a reigning figure to guide us. Gaben provides us with the strength to persevere through our tough times, to be determined in our drive to glorify our savior and to improve upon our skills. Without that guiding figure, we fall fault to our own nature - our tendencies to forgo patience and focus come outright to our own demise. We fail to see the righteous path. We fail to overcome our own imperfections. We fail to accept our shortcomings and fall victim to blaming others. With Gaben we can conquer, we can master, we can triumph. Gaben's game sense is infinite and endless, superior to all; his skills are unrivaled and unparalleled, reprimaded by none. Our faith is blind yet it gives us sight. Our ears hear only Gaben, yet we hear the footsteps of all. And at his feet we place our skins and in return, he grants us his knowledge.


As we journey through Counter Strike, we leave our footprints in the sand. But we are not alone, Gaben walks beside us. As we look behind us and see struggle, only one set of footsteps is seen. We may ask of the Lord Gaben, 'Why, Lord, in my times of struggle did you desert me? Why did you leave me to contend on my own?'. The Lord looked down upon us with humility, his smile kind and gentle, 'my Son, that is where I carried you. I placed you upon my back and brought you back into the light.'


Join the flock and praise for thou who truly follows may find the strength to lead. And through this sacred gift may we capture the hearts and hands of the many, looking only to give back to the few. Only together can we transcend the ranks of Counter Strike and bring glory to the House of the Father Almighty.


The Ten Commandments of Gaben
1. Thou shall not hack nor play unlawfully in anyway
2. Thou shall not grief and always putest forth thy best effort
3. Thou shall not cast doubt or blame on thy neighbor
4. Thou shall only buy an auto if I have blessed you with 'the Dream'
5. Thou shall not smurf or derank for sport
6. Thou shall not call foul upon thy opponent unless blatant in their unlawfulness
7. Thou shall always treat thy neighbor with respect and support them through their struggles
8. Thou shall always communicate for the betterment of the team
9. Thou shall remain silent whilst dead unless for the benefit of those alive
10. Thou shall not buy skins but rely on my mercy to bless you
11. Thou shall not double peek the AWP