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Who lost a herd of elephants? Big bo peep!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming Trunks

How are elephants and computers similar? They both have big memories.

What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing? Its shadow!

What is an elephants favorite film? Elephantasia

What do elephants say as a compliment? You look elephantastic!

What do you do with old cannon balls? Give them to elephants to use as marbles!

What animals were last to leave the ark? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Why do elephants paint their toenails red? To hide in cherry trees. Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? (they say no) See, it works, doesn't it?

What do you call someone with an elephant on their head? Squashed!