You're Terrible, Read Below to Be Better

Foreword:

Two people, let alone three, absolutely do not need to be at the same place at the same time. This is how mistakes are made. Stop it.
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1) Don't chase the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ball
2) Don't crowd teammates
3) Don't come up behind teammates
4) Don't hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ball just to hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ball
5) Learn to position
6) Learn to power clear a ball
7) Never center a ball in front of your own goal
8) Never leave the goal to block a shot
9) NEVER Aerial out of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ goal to block a shot
10) Don't hit the ball directly to the other team, jackass
11) "Ballcam" is not a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ excuse, toggle that ♥♥♥♥
12) Don't go for a ball if a teammate misses, now you both are out of position
13) Don't go for aerials if an enemy player is closer to the ball
14) Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ try to aerial a ball a teammate is already going for
15) Don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play forward if someone else already is, go mid for the goal shot instead
16) Try centering for teammates instead of always going for goal shots when goal is defended
17) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ apply some effort
18) Play some Striker/Aerial training, TAKE NOTE OF THE POSITIONS IT STARTS YOU AT
19) Salty is fine, angry makes you lose
20) If you do all of these things and see no improvement, it's time to uninstall