Vex is love, Vex is life.

This just in:

Vexy has been found after an almost four day search. His story is one of pure awe. The story goes as follows: Vexy was cashing a check at Bank when terrorists descended on the site. They planted a bomb inside of the Bank in order to get to the vault. Vexy was taken hostage, tied up and thrown in a shipping crate on its way to Train, passing through Rails. Luckily, GIGN teamed up with SEAL Team Six and was able to successfully defuse the bomb that was set to kill all of the hostages inside of the rail cars. But, in a twisted turn of events, it was found that the hostages were in fact not in the rail cars, they were just decoys. Police and Counter-Terrorist forces all over the world searched for the missing hostages. Rumors from locals said that the hostages were being held in an Office complex in northern Russia. A covert mission was set up to free the hostages and eliminate the Terrorists that held them, or die trying. Vexy was, of course, one of the hostages being held at Office. In order to free these hostages, the Counter-Terrorist forces needed the best of the best, the founder and co-owner of Team^Vexy, none other than Neutralized. Neutralized and his band of CTs swept those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Terrorists 16 - 0, cause they were all Silver 1s and sucked hard. As fate would have it, three of the five Terrorists were Russians that spewed Russian profanity at Neutralized because of his epic aim and gamesense.

We can all agree that our lord Vexy is alive because Neutralized is a total badass and was diligent in the search and rescue of his bae.

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