How to play CS:GO Correctly

Wallah Habibi Shababi, yakhi I suddenly became indian. Gandu I swear on me cow, I will chop your head off if you dont stop killing me cows, madar chod. Privet what the hell I became Russian. Cyka blyat why you no rush? Dmitry is angry because of you, idi nahui. Yarr madar chod why am I suddenly Indian again? I will chutiya your face
My haboobies shall bless you.