It is, today, the day of beginnings. We shall forth be begun from here at once!


And they began today, the day, they began - the beginning day. And the trumpets thundered, and the rabbits bounced, and tiny little pigs were snorking. And the antelope went, "bwaaaar". And the bear did "aruggggaahhh". And the tiny ants did eateth the leaves, and then poopeth them.

All across the land could be heard the slapping sound of jowls, so spitty and flappy, as all beings turned to witness the glorious beginning of the day of beginning ceremony for celebrating the beginning.

And at once we were in the initial part of the thing that has a starting point. And it was begun.

Amenelosis.