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The cars gather, and now my drive begins. It shall not end until my resignation. I shall take no car, hold no home, father no businesses. I shall wear no suits and win no raises. I shall work and serve at my post. I am the conductor in the coach. I am the rider of the rails. I am the power that serves against the stationary, the man that brings the cargo, the rush that wakes the sleepers, the train that feeds the realm of men. I pledge my life and honor to the United States Railway Association, for this train and all the trains to come.