We are a bunch of zombies now :D

Good evening/afternoon/morning/day, person who bothered reading this. As you are all probably unaware, a group of creeper terrorists has risen up. One consequence of this is that the creeper population has started to rebel against us to free themselves of their enslavement. This is no small issue, creeper assassins might seem like pointless suicide bombers, but they're more stealthy and camouflage easier than the headless kamikazes sent by mental a while back. The situation is dire, our mightiest warrior, Sam, was killed a week ago by an anonymous creeper in Egypt. I fear this may be close to the end of the human race. However, I have put a select group of humans is cryogenic storage in an attempt to salvage civilisation. Most notable of the few is Sam's brother, Steve. We hope that he will be able to get over his drinking problem and save humanity. Finally, I would just like to inform you that skeletons and zombies have also been sighted, apparently working with creepers, so be cautious. This is 5type1, possibly reporting for the last time. Good luck. Goodbye.