I Wonder How Many Patriots Will Repost This...

"He said [swerve] was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, [Swerve] is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist [Swerve], Communist [Swerve], Communist [Swerve] and the international Communist [Swerve]spiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

-General Michael Tiberius Beck, January 23rd, 2012. Moments before the Bay of Kumquats Invasion