We are better than you haha

The best players in the World (yeah you heard me read that again just to soak that into to your tiny brain that means you have to read that again to know that we are in fact the best ever haha)
Offside: lol i accidentally sharted on lina once
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＼ ｜　 つ　 ヽつ u stoopid

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|　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) na am nat
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＼_ヽ＿，ゝ
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＼ ｜　 つ　 ヽつ wus 9+10?

＜￣｀ヽ、　　　　　　　／￣＞
　ゝ、　　＼　／⌒ヽ,ノ 　/´
　　　ゝ、　`（ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ／ twenny wan!
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Offside: I LOVE MY (DOGS) ♥♥♥♥!!!
Offside: Put it in my bum, alina. I like it soft but sweet
Offside: I ♥♥♥ peppercorn sauce
Offside: CJ, you are pathetic.. But I must admit you are at least 10x better than me.



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