If you have played any games with Oscar recently, you will know that his left mouse button still doesn't work. You will know this as he will have likely blown your eardrums with exclaims of "this is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥", "♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥ game" and "corsair are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arseholes".
The courier was supposed to pick up the mouse and send it away for repair about a week ago, although they still haven't turned up.
I will provide further updates as this riveting story unfolds.
Thank you for listening to my TEDTalk.
xoxo
Thumbo