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Muster beta

1 February, 2009 - =SQS=SEPTiMUS | 0 Comments

A new game sign-up system has been created to allow SQS group members, be they IRC users or not (and if not, you're missing out - #sqs @ Quakenet) to put their name down for organised games of Left 4 Dead - and in the future, other games as well!

Visit http://septimus.dyndns.org/public/muster to sign up, it's easy, safe and it'll make you ♥♥♥. Probably.

New evidence found in Barrymore poolrape case

31 December, 2008 - FistMaster | 0 Comments

It has been revealed that new evidence has been found, which clarifies the reason for the death of Stuart Lubbock. Forensic specialists have found traces of Boomer flesh within the gaping hole that was his anus, leading them to believe he had been furiously attacked by a boomer spawning within his rectal region during a heated live action game of left 4 dead, in which Barrymore and the other cocoa miners at the party were partaking in.

Stuart Lubbock was found in the tattered remains of a jumpsuit with "Bill" on an embroidered patch, leading the experts to understand he was playing on the part of the humans. Witnesses recently re-interviewed were quoted as stating his last words were "♥♥♥♥ sake, I've been boomered!", before making gurgling noises after falling off the roof of Barrymore's luxury deathcamp.