Special Passive Assault Tactics Utilization and Logistics Association

We are S.P.A.T.U.L.A. Created in the mid 1950's only the most elite are allowed access to this program. Originally instated to fight cheap beer and the wanting of diseased hussies SPATULA eventually became an underground symbol against terrorism, the McDonalds dollar menu, and unicorns.Through the 90's SPATULA held many sleeper cells in the fast food industry and in local governments (particularly the PTA). Today retired SPATULA agents spend their days playing Left for Dead and Sins of a Solar Empire in hopes that one day their services will once again be called upon to save the modern civilized world. Be wary if you encounter a SPATULA agent, they carry a formidable military issue SOMD (Spatula of Mass Destruction).