Dearest followers;

It is with great pride that our humble church formally opens its doors to all fellow headphone-less speaker worshippers with a passion for earless reverberation. Blessed be thy Bose. Our church will gather every Sunday for a speaker session where we will praise the holiest trinity of Speaker, Subwoofer, and Tweeter. Blessed be thy Bose.

Please join with us in saying our Speaker's prayer:

Our speaker, who art in Currys,
hallowed be thy Bose.
Thy Tweeter come, thy sound be done,
in store, as it is in bedroom.
Give us this day our daily bass;
and forgive us our headphones,
as we forgive those who headphone against us.
Lead us not into stereo,
but deliver us from music.
For thine is the Speaker,
the Subwoofer and the timbre,
for ever and ever.

Amen.


Any future speaker worshippers are welcome to join our congregation and rejoice in the worldly wonders of the Bose.

- Archspeaker Warlord


~ Blessed be thy Bose. ~