Civil Emergency and Defense Agency

Welcome to CEDA's (Civil Emergency and Defense Agency) Home Page! From here, you can find info about your city or state and it's current infection status. You can also reach us at our hotline, or you can file a report or make an SOS for your State/City/Town here.

CEDA, protecting you and your family from the apocalypse, one step at a time.

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Broadcast from US Military

24 December, 2010 - DasMaddi | 2 Comments

"...I repeat, last buzzard run is finished. Carriers aboard Chopper 1321 are inbound to Fort Nebula. We....*static*....kill the carriers. We can't have any chance of...*static*....Louisiana has fallen....*static*....CEDA has constantly botched what should be routine evacuations of cities....*static*...we can't trust them anymore. The United States Military is hereby taking over all....*static*....resources within the CEDA agency. God help us all."

Head to New Orleans!

12 June, 2010 - DasMaddi | 0 Comments

God, I'm surprised the internet hasn't fallen yet. Anyways, If you live in Louisiana or a nearby state, get over to the New Orleans Evacuation Center. It is the last, non-overrun, Evac center. We have the tighest security and rules here, so please obey the guards, or you could be shot.

Safety Reminder!

1.When in an Evacuation center, do not run at Military Personnel. They will fire on sight.
2. Wash your hands regularly. This can prevent infection.
3. Wear your CEDA-issued mouth mask at all times in Evacuation Centers.
4. No firearms are permitted in Evacuation Zones. Any weapons you have will be taken.
5. Keep a large supply of water handy. Each person needs at least 1 gallon of water per day.

Thank you! See you at Seafood Central!

Ch1cken (CEDA Site Manager)

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Fryderyk 7 Sep, 2017 @ 11:15am

I LOVE horses

SuperButt 21 Jan, 2011 @ 8:21pm

THEIR ALL DEAD
NOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
THEY KILLED THEM ALL
now im the last one
*GASP*
better safe then sorry
better safe then sorry
better safe then sorry
better safe then...
OH NO THEY GOT ME