Here is something for your butthurt...

The disease: “Generally Butthurt Virus” (GBV)

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

The symptoms

-diarrhea
-nausea
-intense bouts of frustration
-additional diarrhea
-feelings of hopelessness for life in general
-“noob” comments

Treatment:

take a bandaid and stick it on your butt