I've come to make an announcement:
Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife and he said his ♥♥♥♥ was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so guess what? I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth, now get out of my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight, before I piss on you too.

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Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.

I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips ♥♥♥♥ because there is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might ♥♥♥♥ something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.