Slither is the Way

We are all Snakes and by joining you forfeit all right to limbs, noses, and not having scales. You must also agree to the Ten Tenets of the Codex of Scales. Our mission is to promote the Slither Mandate.
When you join offer an invite to all of your friends so that they may learn.

The Codex of Scales:
I I will reject the notion of appendages; my Scaled Heart knows they are unnecessary.
II I will reject the notion of noses; the enlightened shall smell through their tongues.
III I will reject the notion of vegetarianism; a snake is the apex predator.
IV I will do my best to protect our world's future, as a mother must protect her eggs.
V I will do my best to bring knowledge of Snakes to all who are in need of it, for it is my duty to help.
VI I will never harm a serpent nor a fellow human, for we are all brothers and sisters.
VII I will never take that which does not belong to me, for a snake must live off of his own merit and achievements.
VIII I will hold to the self-evident truth that all Men and all Snakes are created equal.
IX I will hold to the self-evident truth that we must all do unto others as we would have them do unto us.
X I will do my best to play videogames with my fellow snakes, as joy and cooperation will bring about a better world.

The Snake People