WE ARE SNAILARMY. WE ARE PRIDEFUL. FIGHT TO DEATH FOR NIPPON.

THE SNAILARMY IS A PROUD GROUP OF SNAILS WHO STAND BEHIND NIPPON AND FIGHT TO DEATH. WE ARE PROFESSIONAL IN COMBAT. OUR GODLY TACTICS ARE CERTAIN TO COMPROMISE ANY OPPOSITION. OF COURSE ALL SNAILS MUST COMPLY WITH THE MORAL CODE

1. FIGHT TO LAST BREATH
2. FIGHT FOR NIPPON
3. THE SNAIL ARMY OF THE USA IS OUR BIGGEST ALLY
4. SNAIL WEEB CULT RELIGIOUS PRACTICE IS REQUIRED
5. SLUGS SUCK
6. ANYONE WATCHING ANIME ON THE JOB WILL BE PROMOTE
7. PIERRE KIRBY IS OUR COMMANDER AND YOU SHALL COMPLY
8. WE ARE ALL EQUAL IN SNAIL ARMY
9. ALL RECRUITS MUST PRIDEFULLY BE SNAILY
10. GUINEA PIGS ARE OUR METHODS OF TRANSPORTATION

IF ANY QUESTION PLEASE MESSAGE GROUP LEADER. HE WILL GUIDE YOU FROM ANYTHING TO SEXUAL REQUIREMENTS ALL THE WAY TO SHELL COLOURS.