tell me who edited this and i might let you live

hello, we are a group of users severely maimed by a man known only as "Owl Slug". his violin can cause serious hearing damage that can lead to partial or even full deafness, and he must be stopped at all costs. if you see this man, call 911 immediately and curl into a fetal position with your ears covered with your hands. if this doesn't work, god help you.