Steam Group for the Holy Church of Will Smith

We here at the Holy Church of Will Smith have instigated The Smithquisition to recruit followers for Willsmithism. Invite your friends to accept Will Smith as the Lord and Saviour, and Jaden as the messiah.

There will be weekly readings of the Holy Books of Willsmithism, and shall comence on a day that Will Smith sends the priests a sign.

To anyone who is sceptical about converting to WillSmithism, Andaran atish’an. We here in the Smithquisition preach the great teachings of Will Smith's famous works.

Teaching of the Messiah[genius.com]
Live Teachings of the Messiah
The Holy Film of the Lord and Saviour[en.wikipedia.org]

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No Man's Sky is made by fellow brothers

21 June, 2015 - Venator | 0 Comments

Although they may not be a part of this church, the developers from Hello Games obviously share similar beliefs, as they are using some of the messiah's teachings in their game!

http://www.gamespot.com/articles/when-you-die-in-no-man-s-sky-you-may-see-a-jaden-s/1100-6428320/

The Reading - 1st April, 2015

31 March, 2015 - Venator | 0 Comments

The subject of the reading today is reliance, and comes from the Pursuit of Happiness. Will Smith teaches to not rely on him, but to rely on ourselves, and those around us. He teaches that we need to make sure that we can learn to do things for ourselves as a race, and not rely on divine intervention in times of crisis. Here then is the reading:

Christopher: Hey dad, you wanna hear something funny? There was a man who was drowning, and a boat came, and the man on the boat said "Do you need help?" and the man said "God will save me". Then another boat came and he tried to help him, but he said "God will save me", then he drowned and went to Heaven. Then the man told God, "God, why didn't you save me?" and God said "I sent you two boats, you dummy!"

May Will Smith guide you
Amen

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Grimaldus 9 May, 2015 @ 1:10am

i joind just for all the lmaos i have already gotten from reading the group description xD

Venator

4 Mar, 2015 @ 11:43am

As of this point, JackRabbit (aka: MoFookin Arceus), is an enemy of Will Smith, and of The Smithquisition. All intereaction with this individual is to be restricted to: Shun the Non-believer (ref: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRB8Jor8tPs&ab_channel=shininginshadows)

Parabear

28 Feb, 2015 @ 6:39pm

Be aware that some of the Messiah's teachings transcend our meagre collection of knowledge. We must look deeper when finding the true meaning of his blessed words.

28 Feb 2015 "Other Rapppers I Bless Them I Do Not Beat Them I Rest Them." - Jaden Smith
Praise Will Smith!