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The Scholars of Irony is a covenant devoted to the study and practice of ironic behavior. Our Order is as old as civilization as we know it, albeit operating in secret until now. The world can never use too much irony (If you really believe that then go watch the Presidential Debate, it might just change your mind), so we decided to make ourselves known so that we may spread our vast knowledge of irony to people even more ironic than ourselves. We are a selective group, and members are chosen by a complex process of simple decision making. Due to an overpopulation of members in our Order (we currently have 4), not just any old joe can join the Scholars of Irony, and all aspiring members are required to be very skilled in nothing in particular. Before you go do something more productive than read this description, you should also keep in mind that no one should ever take us too seriously. Seriously.