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I'll be updating you guys as much as I can to the epic story of my quest to save my poor utterly dead laptop. *rubs defibrillators*

So yesterday was when all the ♥♥♥♥ went down. Water raped my laptop. And so heres what happened after I went offline:
I raged, thought how I could possibly get more money for a new one. Could I get a second job? No, I could barely get my way to my first with school. I decided to work in my cafeteria for some extra pocket change. They were full. ♥♥♥♥.
So I call my Dad, he's good with computers (he works at Boeing with computer design)
He tells me what I did wrong (pay attention if you're a laptop user)
If any liquid gets on a laptop...
1. Unplug it and take out the battery.
The computer will turn off, whether it's a self defense system, or if the water got to it really fast (it will). Electricity and water = death for the laptop, and if you're stupid, you.
2. Wipe it off immediately
On the outside, everywhere you can. ESPECIALLY where the battery was.
3. Turn it on its side
Pour that ♥♥♥♥ out.
4. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES TRY TO TURN IT ON FOR 48 HOURS.
every time you try to turn it on, it'll do damage to the computer. It's starting to charge it up, and that is bad with water inside it.

And I did 2 and 3. Not 1 or 4. More reasons to say ♥♥♥♥.
So we'll be taking it to Best Buy when we can afford it to check it out. Hopefully it will not be too damaged. Doubtful.

Until next time,
Handsome Pete
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