A SWORD THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS FORMS FROM BELOW

THIS WORLD IS BECOMING ROTTEN

Rotten with the hardcore player, the grinder, the first order operatives of the world, breaking the very foundation of our pastime into base components! Must you give up because your five-man team has two junglers and no mid? NAY! Should you do the same dungeon fifty-seven times despite a severe lack of fun, just because you want a rare variant pony armor? NEIGH!

We reject the hardcore and its notions of what makes gaming fun.

ON THE OTHER HOOF

It's not like the rest of the unwashed masses are any better! Ill-bred, uncultured, uninformed, unknowing of the mysteries of the Sphere. Their anger the likes of which spreads true and far, through every CoD server and every WoW guild, and their taste for subpar experiences knows no bounds.

We reject the everyday gamer and their notions of what makes a game worthwhile.

SO WHAT WE SUGGEST

Play with your friends.

Duh.