Taking this series of tubes back for America.

Hello again, America the magnificent. This is Senator Ted Stevens. And I was hoping we could talk. Let's talk about government, shall we. Or more specifically, your government, dear America. The Republican Party. Just who is the Republican Party? Why, now that's simple, the Republicans are you, America. The Republican Party is your sister, your aunt, your friend, your, your neighbor. And well yes, this Grand Old Party is me as well, heh heh, uh hah. As a legislator in this fine nation, it is my responsibility to preside over our great democracy. So, as your senatorial representative, I am the voice, I am the heart, and soul of the Republican Party. That is to say, I am the voice, heart, and soul of America. But only together, together, can we hope to reach our full potential. The way we were before the Democrats. Whole. Beautiful. Powerful. One Party, One America. Now and Forever. And now, dearest America, we must say farewell. For there is much work to be done, and the Republican Party never rests. Never. Until we meet again, this is Senator Ted Stevens, signing off.