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Shotgun Sally:
- Convinced the shotgun(s) is the be all end all
- Uses the Shotgun at long range
- Thinks peeling zombies off you with the shotgun is a good idea
- Usually likes to stand in the back
Petey Pyro:
- Doesn't know what a pipebomb is
- Shoots every gas tank / explosive as soon as it's in sight
- Thinks Molotovs are useful when someone is "boomed on"
- Thinks throwing a Molotov on downed survivor with zombies swarming him is the ONLY way to save him
Ricky Rambo:
- Runs ahead of the pack no doubt trying to race to Zombie Genocide
- Complains when he gets jumped by a Zombie Special
- Usually also a Shotgun Sally
- Upon death proceeds to abuse team about how noob they are for not keeping up
- Always rushes the people in the lobby, even if there is only you and him
Health Pack Harry:
- Never shares pills and/or health packs
- Heals himself from yellow health whilst you stand there with red health
- Sometimes a Ricky Rambo
Wally Witch B♥T♥H:
- Must disturb the witch
- MUST
- Does not know the essence of stealth
- Will never get "Do Not Disturb"
Car Alarm Carl:
- Shoots the car alarm... everytime
- Will run back from the safe room, just to shoot the car on the apartments map
- Almost always a Wally Witch B♥T♥H as well
Stu Spammy Spam:
- Doesn't know you can turn off the mic once it's been turned on in the lobby
- Plays music in game
- Doesn't hear your pleas to turn off the mic over his own mic spam
- Generally a young male who has not hit puberty yet
- Offenses increase in direct relation to their alcohol consumption
Norman No-Melee:
- Prefers to shoot the Smoker / Hunter that's got you pinned, even tho he's standing right next to you
- When told meleeing is faster, will argue to the death you're wrong
- Almost always in the "dedicated to" category
- Jumps out in the open after being "boomed on" versus finding a corner
- Requires the most healing indirectly making him a Health Pack Harry
- Almost always a Shotgun Sally
Friendly fire Freddy:
- Will shoot you in attempt to shoot zombies near you
- Gets startled easily when you jump in front of you and accidently shoots
you
- Claims Expert and advanced are way too hard.
- Often a Shotgun Sally
Take my Sweet A♥♥ Time Terry:
- Must explore every room
- Has always walk turned on because
- Can't understand why everyone is in such a rush
- Usually Hunter / Smoker bait
- Ricky Rambo's sworn enemy
Dancing Dan:
- Does not know the meaning of tactical camping
- Is constantly moving
- Usually in front of your line of fire
Infected Jack Red:
- Only plays infected
- Always starts of playing infected
- When it's time to changes sides, its time for him to change server
- Even though he plays infected so much, he still sucks
Silent Bob:
- Has no microphone
- When hes getting choked out or pounced he fails to tell his teams hes
being hit (usually happens when everyones been boomed)
- Never communicates at all
Gas Can Gary:
- Has to pick up every gas can, propane tank, and oxygen tank he sees.
- Has an order to which he prefers and will always drop (and possibly then shoot it) "lesser" containers to pick up a "better" one.
- Will carry a container until he finds a better one or finds a "good use" for it, even if the group is overrun and needs more than a melee attack
- Will try to carefully place the container for "optimal coverage" no matter what the situation
Melee mary:
- Uses melee exclusively.
- Often neglects to pick up teir 2 weapons.
- Will melee through a crowd to melee something off of you.
- Will continue to melee even when there arent any zombies around.
- Often a shotgun sally.
- Often a ricky rambo.
- Infact often 'The n00b'
Masochist Max:
- Often the victim of Friendly Fire Freddy
- Is the survivor who is always vomited on by the Boomer
- Is the first one incapacitated after the horde attacks
- Uses up everyone's health packs/pain pills
- Often acts like a Petey Pyro