Rizzinators, Rizzlers and Rizzlings, Welcome to the Dawn of The New World!

Seeing as the combination of chemtrails and fluoride in our drinking water has contributed to an increase in Homosesxyness activity, the crusade for Rizz has been called by our Rizzinator Pope Michael Jackson for us to make sweet, sweet lovely love to as many beautiful women as feasibly possible.

GO OUT THERE AND GET LAID... Or die trying...