RIP Billy.

Billy Mays went to heaven and this is what he told god; HI! BILLY HERE FROM HEAVEN! IS LIFE PUTTING YOU DOWN? WANT TO PUT THE LIFE BACK IN AFTER LIFE? THEN YOU NEED BILLY MAYS. BUT WAIT, THERES MORE! AS AN ADDED BONUS YOU'LL GET BILLYS CHARISMA FOR AS LONG AS YOU'D LIKE. THATS NOT ONE, NOT TWO BUT THREE ETERNITIES WORTH OF AWESOME, YOURS FREE IF YOU ACT NOW!!!