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wit they irresistible giant eyes, eardrum piercin voices, oddly colored she-mullet hair, they lipless grills, rubber tizzles, n' they tendency ta act like complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥, have managed ta find theyselves enterin tha wet tripz of nuff lonely nerds, resultin some ta prefer animu ladies ta RL wimminz. This is probably cuz Animu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ couldn't give a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shiznit if you fat, greasy, n' mastabizzle ta lolicon. They don't slap you up in tha grill when you compliment they tits, before even properly introducin yo ass, n' they don't call tha police when they find you up in they room masturbatin tha ♥♥♥♥ into they panties whilst holdin they baby photos up in yo' spare hand. Y'all KNOW dat ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! Da ladiez of tha animu ghetto couldn't give a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ shiznit bout such trivial mattaz of which was just mentioned. Y'all KNOW dat ♥♥♥♥, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! All they wanna do is engage up in deviant sex acts wit yo thugged-out ass. In dis way Animu hoes is straight-up similar ta tha Russians.
Animu hoes also have tha amazn mobilitizzle ta materialize a massive bludgeonin weapon outta thin air n' yell "BAKA HENTAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" at a ear-splittin volume n' beatin tha livin shiznit outta tha thug protagonists.