Retxrd Task Force

FAQ

-What does this mean?

The amount of times I have had sex with your mum has increased by one.

-Why did you do this?

There are several reasons I may f*ck your mum. These include, but are not limited to:

•Rudeness towards me,

•Being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ towards others,

•Disagreeing with my opinion

-Am I going to be f*cked aswell?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from doing these things in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to ♥♥♥♥ you as well, which may cause you to lose your virginity.

-I don't believe you should have ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my mum, can you unf*ck her

Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I unf*ck someone’s mum. If you would like to issue an unf*ck, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to PMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of unf*ck appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

-How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mum and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated. I will continue ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your mum until you improve your conduct. Remember: your mum not being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is a privilege, not a right.