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The following is the new and improved Terms of Use for the POTSHOT PANDEMONIUM™ Snack Simulation Chamber. By ACCEPTING the Terms of Use, you verify with full legal confidence that you agree to the following terms and conditions.

NOTICE: The Terms of Use may contain a binding arbitration clause, valid in all 51 states and all nations under jurisdiction of NAKEMURA CORPORATION UNLTD.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Unmonitored and unlicensed observation, reading, or interpreting of the Terms of Use falls under 17 U.S. Code § 107 - Limitations on exclusive rights. By continuing to read the Terms of Use, you are in violation of the intellectual property rights of NAKEMURA CORPORATION UNLTD. We do not take piracy lightly. This is your last chance to STOP READING THE TERMS OF USE before you may be held liable for copyright infringement. You wouldn't steal a Chaos Cola™.

The candidate confirms that they are of sound mind and sanity and are willingly participating in all NAKEMURA CORPORATION UNLTD events and practices, including the POTSHOT PANDEMONIUM™ Snack Simulation Chamber.

The candidate waives any right to disclose the Terms of Use.

The candidate authorizes the contribution of their physical body and material assets, upon death, and during lifetime, to NAKEMURA CORPORATION UNLTD. The assets covered under this agreement include but is not limited to;
- Government Identification and Biometric Data.
- All of the candidates' vocal recordings during and before agreeing to the Terms of Use.
- Psychological and Physiological information.
- Medical records from Local and Professional sources.
- Land ownership or deeds to any household(s).
- Owned copyrighted material of any kind, in perpetuity.

Under NAKEMURA CORPORATION v The People act of 2004 A.D., the candidate waives the right to repeal any of the above-mentioned Terms of Use, and agrees that the candidate, nor the candidate’s immediate family, or any one who has intentionally or unintentionally made contact with the candidate, will attempt to pursue Legal or Illegal means to regain any of the contributions.

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