ABOUT Pootists

we are the religion that is pootism.

We believe in the 7 pillars of pootism.
Pillar 1: we must eat a sandvich every 2 minutes.
Pillar 2: we must never say pooteleport or pootsentry.
Pillar 3: we must pray in the direction of the of the pootiskabba with a sandvich in our hand.
Pillar 4: we cannot admit to wanting pootis as any class other than heavy.
Pillar 5: we must bring heretics out of their darkness, particualarly 'need a dispencer' scouts.
Pillar 6: we must respect engineers, and NEVER destroy dispencers without a good reason.
Pillar 7: be charitable, if a homeless heavy is sad, make him laugh with your gloves and then give him a free sandvich.

some forums i guess[pootism.freeforums.net]

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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

WHATS THIS?! NEW BIBLE POST?!

5 July, 2014 - Mega Kidneys | 3 Comments

http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/pootist/discussions/0/864980734900502612/
Thats right, after months upon months of being idle i may finaly slip back into the shoes of Spencer Pootis temporarily. when will the second coming happen? i dont know, give me time to think...
But anyway at least now you know that this group is no longer dead, HOORAY!

THE PRIESTS INTRO CONDENSENATENING

27 October, 2013 - Mega Kidneys | 0 Comments

the following are the introductions to our priests:

Allright, im the first of the new priests chosen by our lord. Most of your know i handle the bible discusion in the great pootis libary. But enough of that. Id just like to say hi and hopefully ill be a great help - 1st preist of pootis

Hi, I am second of the new priests, chosen by the lord. I preach friendliness and tolerance. I moslty play on Lowlife servers, but I do play with you guys a lot.I hope you all love me, love the hoovy, love the ways of the pootis. - 2nd priest of pootis

You have an apointment with: Doctor E. Sauce - British nationality.
Please take note, he is kind, crazy, a little egocentrical at times, but often fun to get along with. If you wish to make any other appointments, please see the doctor in the LazyPurple (or other) servers.

In other news, he has been appointed the 3rd priest of Pootism, but is a normal Medic, so treat him with some Saucy respect too.

I look forward to seeing you! - 3rd priest of pootis

Dovahpyro is a mysterious one, proably as he is one of the pyro. He has a competive soul, but he does know how to be friendly. Our lord chose him as the fourth priest for his understanding of other arts. Thats all i found from the crusade archive - 4th priest of pootis

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PootisMayo 30 Jul, 2020 @ 7:35am

This group is dead.

PootisMayo 24 Jan, 2017 @ 7:39pm

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