Don't Step

It has come to my attention that both Alex (Blue) and Jonah (Jonah) Failed to show up last night for CS. We take these things seriously here at PoonPlatoon! and strict punishments are due.

To both Alex (Blue) and Jonah (Jonah): you are here by found guilty by the council and sentenced to ONE month in the gulag

Secondly, The rules by the Supreme Leader were clear: You are both to be fixed.
Say goodbye to your filthy peckers and foreskins along with it.