Teruteru is the sexiest potato man alive. He works at the Hanamura Diner where he serves delicious food (his ♥♥♥♥) to all the lucky customers. He has an identical mother and a distant cousin, Delicia Scones. She was disowned because she was actually a pharmacist and gay, a Hanamura's two least favorite things. She eventually got her revenge by making poison and injecting it into Teruteru's main dish. Since then, Teruteru ♥♥♥♥♥♥ all your waifus and made a ton of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money. Truly a god among men.

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