The Bar where nobody is real.

Proprietor - Ulrich Dark Wings, Boogie Gut-Fire, Penis Tech, Does Death - Murica.

www.youtube.com/@ulrichfirelord

Vibes & Stylist - 365 Man of 1000 Hair Styles

Spiritual Director & Gatekeeper of Morality - The Very Reverend Mister Bonk

This is The Platypus Bar - a bar for real MEN. Enter and prove thyself worthy of thy penis or tuck tail and walk out as floppy as thy entereth.