♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aint ♥♥♥♥ but hoes n tricks

TLDR: All y'all are adults, this ain't a PG (or PC) space but you should all roughly know where the line is. Don't cross it, the banhammer won't be used lightly but will come down like the fist of God if things get out of control. Check for clan events whenever you feel like it, no real point checking more than every week or so.

Rule 1: Don't be a ♥♥♥♥ to other clan members. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is great when we all know it's banter and many of us know each other quite well, but we're also all adults who should be aware of the bounds of good taste for people we don't know IRL. Similarly, tilting/raging at clan members is sometimes unavoidable, but at least make an effort to avoid incidents or smooth them over later. If it gets too bad, make it clear there's an issue and avoid queueing with them. The converse to this also applies, don't be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ or intentionally play badly to rile another member up. Enough of our members are relative noobs that we should try to be patient and help them learn, but if we know you're better than this and it's not just a bad day, questions will be asked.

Rule 2: Don't be an unreasonable ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to people outside of the clan. In this I include hacking and intentional griefing. In *mostly* clan games that still involve randoms, this will be expanded to include excessive bad manners (game manners, not societal ones), and unprovoked ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (that is to say, unprovokes AND beyond the bounds of reasonable sledging). We're not a *serious* clan, but we also aren't a clan of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, so behave to some degree or leave and start your own. If you're setting out to troll, ♥♥♥♥ around to a point that will tilt the entire server (looking at you, bootyeater and killa69a), or meme into obnoxiousness, for ♥♥♥♥'s sake disable your clan tags before you do. If you're gonna go further than that, you better be using an unconnected alt cause I'll string you up by your nipples if it bites the rest of us in the arse.

Rule 3: For Christ's sake, unless the comms (yes, text AND voice) are 100% private to clan members, refer to people by their steam handle, not their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IRL name. If you aren't sure who can hear/read it, use the steam handle. Not so much a doxxing thing as it is a matter of clarity and keeping your head in the game, Bootyeater is especially bad for this, and while it's not a bannable offense (yet) there'll be some strong ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ language involved if you keep it up and probably a clip round the ear.

Rule 4: There's no clan tithes or duties. No obligations of time or money, no skin donations or anything like that. Membership is social before competitive or monetary, so just do your best and don't stress too much about ♥♥♥♥, we're all here to chill out and have fun. The only real tithe is knowledge, some of our members vastly outstrip the rest (and even sometimes, their own skills) in terms of theoretical knowledge of any game we're likely to play, so be sure to pass that on when appropriate, and to listen when needed. Several times in the past we've had issues because of hardheadedness on both ends, but if we can set up good rapports future games will move like ♥♥♥♥ through a goose.

Rule 5: If you're looking to grind your way up the ranks, you should probably make it clear that's the goal when you send out the initial invites, cause usually the events (and most of the late night games) are gonna be in a state of intoxication and not being taken seriously beyond the basic desire to win. Noone wants to get yelled at over their reflex speed when they're six cones or shots down, and they (probably) didn't get munted with the intent of sabotaging your ranking. Likewise if four of you are just gonna yolodeag the entire game, make sure the fifth person knows as soon as they get involved. Ensuring everyone's on the same page is the best way to avoid strife.

Misc Addendum: The only clan events we're doing atm are irregular attempts to get a full comptetitive queue in CSGO (generally when some of us are drinking together IRL) which when planned, will generally have ~7 days notice so check for announcements periodically if you're interested. Aside from that we mostly end up with 2-3 person queues in whatever shiny thing catches our eye (again, usually CSGO). I highly encourage you to chat with each other in your downtime, try to make new friends or turn acquaintances into such. Play games, have fun, yadda yadda yadda.