Bend over and receive a pineapple... express posted!

ˈpʌɪnap(ə)l
adjective

A term used to describe an odious task or command, delivered by a Sergeant or above. Akin to having a pineapple jammed up one's arse. To get 'pineappled' or receive a pineapple.

ˈpʌɪnap(ə)l ɪkˈsprɛs,ɛkˈsprɛs
noun

Pineapple Express combines the potent and flavorful forces of parent strains Trainwreck and Hawaiian. The smell is likened to fresh apple and mango, with a taste of pineapple, pine, and cedar. This hard-hitting sativa-dominant hybrid provides a long-lasting energetic buzz perfect for productive afternoons and creative escapes.

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