Penita's Pizza Restaurant

Menu
• Bum Chum - bacon, pepperoni, ham and special sauce
• Sausage Jockey - sausage, onions, special sauce
• Bonemeister - tomato, ham, chicken, special sauce
• Salmon Stroke - salmon, scampi, special sauce
• Proboscis Popper - jalapenos, beef, onions and special sauce
• Meatspin - beef, bacon, ham, chicken, onions and special sauce
• Hot Column - jalapenos, spice mix, bacon, ham.
• Deep Throbber - shrimps, tuna, onion and special sauce
• Porke'd - Ham, bacon, mushrooms and special sauce
• R41nbow Rumpus - onions, tomato, maize, salad topping and special sauce
• Beef Beater - marinated beef, bacon, onions and special sauce
• Balls - meatballs, parmesan, tomatoes, onions and special sauce
• Battle of the Bulge - Bacon, chicken, jalapenos, nuts and special sauce
• Back Door Bandit - beef, meatballs, ham, bacon, onions, jalapenos, chili, mushrooms and special sauce
• Top ♥♥♥♥ - chicken, creole seasoning, mushrooms, maize and special sauce
• The Wonder Weiner - 100% "Beef" Hot Dog with "pickle" relish and extra special sauce.

Our special sauce is 100% natural and protein rich.

Side orders
• Nuts - Snack bowl. Chili, natural or mixed.
• Salad Tosser - Swing by and mix yourself. With special sauce
• Special fried rice - Fried ricecakes with special sauce.
• Banger in the Mouth - Mini sausage tapas. Comes with special sauce dip.
• Touch and Go - Platter of assorted tapas. Special sauce dip
• Cockballs - Fried chicken nuggets. Comes with special dip.

Desserts
• Cream Pie - Cherry pie with cream and secret sauce.
• Spotted ♥♥♥♥ - Pastry with custard filling and special sauce
• Full of Fruit - Fruit salad.
• Pudding Plunger - Delicious caramel pudding. With special sauce.
• Banana Stand - Fried banana, icecream, chocolate and special sauce.
• Bro Bun - Brownie.
• Rainbow Cake - Fruity cake.

Drinks
• Protein Shake - 100% natural and healthy
• Squeezed Juice - Fruit juice. Apple, Orange, Grapes.
• Latté Macho-ato - Coffee, fresh ground beans and whipped special sauce
• The Lemon Party - Squeezed lemon juice, extra special sauce

All of our pizzas come with a fortune cookie, each with a haiku describing a different perspective on life that is us. Examples are:

Blind folded three some
balls deep in a mystery
who's that in my ass?

or

Used to be very strong
Age has caused him to fall down
Blue pill brings new life

New! Swing by Penita's for a party!
Penita's also proudly present our special party deal, Penita Panic!
Call us to reserve your party in advance. Price is dependent on the number of participants.
All guests at a Penita Panic! party can eat up to their own body weight in pizza, and for birthday parties, we offer our special "Peñata" piñata, full of delicious secrets!