The beatings will continue until morale improves

Commander: Derek "BangBang"
Captain: Matt "BackDoorBreacher"
Lieutenant: Luke "PepperBalls"
Sergeant: Hard-Hardly-Dangerous
Corporal: Running to the code 32.
Corporal: Levito's Libido.
Corporal: Odhen my god it's a badger!
Private: Allen is away eatting dinner.
Private: Misfit, Obama's bodyguard.
Private: Blade Rode a cartoon icon lady.


Inside the Locker Room