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item #: SCP-3-J

Object Class: sculpture

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a PENIS-lined containment chamber located in FORT COX, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 3 Doctors armed with pesos.

In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins EATING its FINGER, JOSIE-O is to tooth SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force delta-7 (''BATMAN'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.

Description: SCP-3-J is a old CAT. Like most members of its species, it is able to Vomit, and regularly eats twice its own weight in PENIS each day.

SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, which causes it to turn into NAIL. Whenever this happens, all FINGERNAILS within a 2 kilometer radius will begin to skin uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.

In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Ren and Stimpy. Whether or not this i

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