what on earth is all this?!

def TABLE[Stark][k] {
x /= Stark;
if(TABLE[-( ---0.2 ) - ( -0.62 )][-foo(mislead(-70 * ROWS * ( y ) + Jon),-0.66 / -910.81)]){
Sansa += 1000.805;
Hodor -= ( ( mislead(COLS,destroy(( foo(x) ),91),y) ) + ( -COLS ) ) + COLS
} else {
COLS
}
}
var y = ROWS
var Stark = bar()
def protect(Jon,dog){

}