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BIG RUSSIA FAN FIC, PARRYYT 2*

Big Russia punched a hole in his coffin, crawling out of the crude grave his comrades had dug him after he died for the second ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time. He looked around, seeing a small cabin in the woods with lights on, and panties draped on the clotheslines.

Big Russia approached the solemn building, drinking in the morning air on his tortured form as another condom slipped off of his dreadlocks. He approached closer, and saw a shadow slink away, he knew he wasn't alone. It was obvious he wasn't alone. It's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house, with lights on and ♥♥♥♥, that ain't abandoned, yo.

Anyways, Big Russia knocked the ♥♥♥♥ out of that door, punching a hole right through it and blowing it off the hinges with his massive load, but he wasn't done however, he clambered into the building to see a boy with various flavors of women's underwear on his head, covered in sticky fluids and Big Russia's semen from his entry frag. The boy screamed, as the towering Russian loomed closer, attracting his waifu from the closet, wearing an iconic cape with a large "T" stitched onto it.

"Never fear! Trinity the Sperglord is here!" she shouted triumphantly, before hurling a diaper loaded down with tampons at Big Russia's head. Big Russia was having none of this ♥♥♥♥. He grabbed the boy holding up towards the diaper in slow-motion. "Put Owen down you queer!" she screeched, before the diaper smashed into his thin frame, eradicating his entire torso in one fell swoop.

A mighty roar sounded from Big Russia's bellows as he began jerking his nuclear ♥♥♥♥ at light-speed, shifting his hand back and forth so quick sparks began flying off his girthy meat salad, igniting the cabin with them both inside. She let out a scream of shock as the alarm clock taped to his left testicle started ringing, and the baby monitor on his right began screaming as his unborn children cried for blood.

A great light burst forth from his flesh pillar, vaporizing the entire forest instantly and killing everyone within a 5 mile radius. Big Russia was fulfilled. He had just completed one of his finest masterpieces yet, as he eyed the burnt corpses lying before him and laughed majestically as his once-foe fell before him in a bloody pile. But still, he felt empty. He felt like he could still do more, and turned to see him standing there.

Adam Sandler, that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, had awoken from his slumber to see what the fuss was about. "Finally came back, have you?" he said menacingly, his dorky muscles flexing at Big Russia intimidatingly. "I defeated you last time, so don't expect my sweet ass to yield rewards for you" he said, slapping his dumb ass in retrospect of a previous battle.

Big Russia was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PISSED, HE SMASHED A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH ADAM SANDLERS STUPID HEAD WITH HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥, SPLATTERING HIS BRAINS ACROSS THE BURNT EARTH, AND TEARING HIS HEART OUT WITH HIS TANGLED PUBES ALL WIELDING KNIVES, SLICING HIM INTO PIECES.

His opponent fell to the ground, dead. Big Russia was kind of horny, however, and turned towards the charred bodies once again.
"Just one more time" he thought, before picking up the charred remains of a child and aligning his ♥♥♥♥ with it's malignant, dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

THE END