The Order of the OOF

There is no emotion, there is OOF.
There is no ignorance, there is OOF.
There is no passion, there is OOF.
There is no chaos, there is OOF.
There is no death, there is the OOF.

The tenets of the OOF are more than just words to be memorized. Learn them, understand them. They will lead you to the true power of the universe; the power of the OOF.