Old Man Yaoi

The physical and mental health of self-proclaimed old man yaoi consumers has improved exponentially over the past 60 years, according to a new groundbreaking study.

The findings, published Monday in the Journal of the International Board of Fujoshi Advancement, charted trends in health of old man lovers worldwide from 1965 to 2025.

"The surprising part of the study wasn’t with any single statistic; it was that there’s 170 indicators, eight data sources, all showing the same thing: a generalized increase in quality of life and overall health in people of all ages and lifestyles. This can be directly correlated to increased engagement with various media depicting old men - especially, but not limited to, old men in love." Dr. Miles A. Head, one of the authors of the study, told the Associated Press.

The study found that old man yaoi lovers were 25% to 50% less likely to have a chronic condition such as anxiety, depression or sleep apnea than the general population in 2024.