We do not accept applications.

We are a private organization of people who like to win games the fair way. When skill and motivation are thrown out the window, we will still have methods available to us to gaurentee victory.

Tricking our opponents into thinking that we have a plan when we don't really have a plan (but actually do have a plan) is only half of the plan. We always have a second plan and a third plan planned for when unplanned things pan out.

The best part of us is that we have fun no matter what we are doing. Losing or winning. Playing, or not really playing at all. We are still likely to be having more fun than our opposition no matter what the circumstances.

Inconsistency is our goal. We WILL find new ways to do the same thing, for no reason at all. We will organize and play out our strategies together, even if it means losing a few unknowing team mates in the process.

When they expect us to push, we pull. When they expect us to uber stickies, we build a dispenser. When they expect us to build our machines in areas that are shaped for defending the point, we build them facing the edge of a cliff.

The most powerful attack is an unexpected attack. The most embarrassing loss is a loss to a team who spent the last five minutes of the round in their spawn.

If you strike us, we will strike back... When the time is right.

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Tom Green and TF2