An Order Dedicated to the Consumption of Oats and not Sharing Them

-Do you have any oats brother? I am quite famished.

-Sorry brother, I've already begun eating the oats.

-I have very few oats brother, I must procure yours.

-Sorry brother, but you may have

NO OATS

-That's it.

You have disgraced me for the last time

I was there for you when you were just a baby.

And this is the treatment you give me.

-I will tell you a secret brother.

I am a member of an organization

Called "The Order of the Dark Oats"

But there is a price to pay.

You can't tell anyone else about this organization.

Not even your closest friends.

-Brother I am getting weaker by the second

Just tell me how to get the oats.

-We must first travel to another dimension

Now we must speak to the frog, named KEK.

-Oh honorable KEK, may we please have some oats?

-NO ÖATS

-This is a true shame indeed.