Noobtastic army is founded under the ideals of casual gaming...we have no desire to ever be world ranked. In fact we feel that being 5th ranked on my Mom's fridge is the best place for us to be at this present time.

If you are the type of player who compares stats we say "♥♥♥♥ your couch"... What's that you say? You win all the time when you play with "your guys"...Great so go play with "your guys" and we will gladly enjoy making fun of you after you depart if we have not already started doing so in vent.

There are no Ethug's in the noobtastic army. We dont have time for ♥♥♥♥ talk with strangers. If you are the type of player that joins every match to talk ♥♥♥♥ over the internet because it is too dangerous to do so in person, then we will just sigh, laugh, and leave the match after we grow tired of listening to you vent your childhood anger.


Although on a special side note some of the Ethugs over this past year have left us with some hilarious new terms.......my all time favorite "♥♥♥♥ wonder".


Bottom line, win or lose we are just here to have a good time. If you are a "decent" player, and by "decent" we mean that you listen, have a mic, and want to play as a team then feel free to join us in game and have some goodtimes!