Why Thomas is TERRIBLE at rocket league

Hello everyone, I am 5732Bobster5732, the head of the reddit uhc community.

I would like to borrow your time in order to establish my personal goal: to expose Thomas for the loser he is in a game called "Rocket League". While rocket league is a great game, it has a pollutant where one ♥♥♥♥ player simply ruins the game for others to play.

First off, let's see what Thomas mains... Right! The Gizmo! The gizmo is deemed the worst car among the selection, even I would pay for the DLC vehicles to avoid using this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ car. He customized his gizmo with a bright my little pony pink custom paint job with a propeller hat. Firstly, let's break down the stereotypes containe in the color "pink". "Pink" is a color of choice for women, which hints that Thomas feels as if he is much more feminine (or even GAY). Secondly, a propeller hat is what a club penguin character called "Rookie" wears, "Rookie" is stereotyped to be a NERD in that game, thus concluding that Thomas is a NERD!


If you ever happen to come across this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in your rocket league gameplay, please consult a video game doctor as he may easily spread his ♥♥♥♥ disease soon enough that you will be lying down in a hospital bed diagnosed with cancer.


Thank you for your time.

5732Bobster5732 - Head of the Reddit UHC Community.