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i really hate Dan he has a small penis and like the company of men. He is an abomination, an affront to the glory of gods light. He must be destroyed, reduced to ashes, complete and utter annihilation. For this man, this abhorrent fiend is lulling you all into a false sense of security, watching, waiting for his chance to strike. For our great and glorious god did smite this impish hellion down from the heavens, down to earth. All this malignant spirit seeks is nought but the destruction of gods children, as we were created in his image. It is for this reason alone we have sparked his ire, as we have acquired a perfection for which is unattainable for such a spiteful entity. We must eradicate this monstrosity from the annals of history, for that is the only way to be free of this demon.