viva gwango

we are the inhabitants of the Zoroastrian republic of New Gwango. We were made a separate country thing after our lord and savior, Ahura Mazda, flew down to earth on an ox as God incarnate under the name Gilgamesh and took on the role of a totes rad astral revolutionary and liberated our country from space gorillas and blacks and then exploded. We're located on the Sunflower Continent in the 4th rim of Outer Spakes and we have several capitals and they change weekly depending on Ahura's mood, there are loads of cities and stuff here and our official language is Onsker, which contains three words that change meaning constantly. We've hardly any electronics because we stopped advancing technologically after the creation of the telegraph, regardless we're in direct contact with God and we've magical cosmic powers and a totes rad army and we zoom around the universe and nuke ♥♥♥♥ because we dont care. B)

also we fight jewish space romans and bomb planets.

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got the memes on deck

4 August, 2015 - Gornahoor | 0 Comments

this is a formal agreement legitimizing the ethnic cleansing of memes from the territory of new gwango (and company).

OF MEMES AND MEN
AN ACT
relating to extreme butt plunder of memes on territory

SECTION 1. any meme conscious of its existence shouldnt be around us because if it will it may be subject to extreme death by the government or law enforcement agencies.

SECTION 2. complete ethnic cleansing of memes on neighboring planets regardless of their consent. intergalactic war may ensue but memes will not... ensue anymore!!

SECTION 3. pertaining to half-memes, memes unconscious of their existence: meme is meme, jewish law states that memes found within 1 meter radius from you have to be slaughtered like a goat, thus we will abide by israeli standards of meme persecution until no memes are left standing. or right standing!!

SECTION 4. pertaining to blacks, jews: we will use other jewish laws to determine the future of jews, blacks. talmud indicates to use force when met with jewry or someone of jew appearance. talmud indicates to ship blacks to a distance that a man with good eyes cannot see. talmud, the book of meme verse 4 - 420.

SECTION 5. pertaining to inter-tribal conflict: you may use force to get rid of invaders or memes, you may attack only if you are strong enough and know that you are capable of successfully pillaging the village.

SECTION 6. pertaining to equal rights of memes: if you are a meme you are given free rights by the government of new gwango until you are found out to be a meme and then executed as is directed by jewish law. if you are a meme you are guaranteed equal rights unless you know you are a meme.

hello there ginks and goblins

8 January, 2015 - Gornahoor | 0 Comments

it is a holy night tonight; the birth and reincarnation of the coneboy.

wow i sure am stoked about coneboy. if you are coneboy and are aware of it please dial my phone number and tell me. 453-434-3444.

this night holds very high historical significance for our republic of NEW gwango. it was on this day that we reconquered the old republic of old and soggy gwango after a fatal 10 minute siege that resulted in the death of the entire planet and also attila the hun. he was on another less important planet but our mighty siege was so intense that humans that resided on other planets could feel the burning of the urethra and the bloodied sweat of the esophagus. contrary to popular belief, regular humans only die due to the intensity of our planet's funky beats not because of old age or anything silly like that.